Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Because he had a strong will-debeest.
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What's E.T. short for?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.