Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
She wanted a cool ringtone.
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
How are teens like cats?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How do you get straight A's?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?