What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-ade!
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?