What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Mush-rooms.
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?