What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
The aqua-marines!
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
How are mountains able to see?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?