What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Wrap music.
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What is a table you can eat?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?