Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Golf clubs!
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you call a short cow?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?