How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
He quit cold turkey.
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?