Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Because they're catty.
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Where do hamsters come from?