What's the friendliest pen?
A hi-lighter!
What birds always travel in twos?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?