What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
A cemetery.
What table can you never sit at?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do you call a crate of ducks?