Why was the dog overweight?
He liked to chow chow down!
Where does food go to take a nap?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
How do hurricanes see?
What did the stair machines call each other?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
When does a horse talk?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?