What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Count spreadsheeps.
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
How do you make a bear really angry?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?