Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Because he had no principals.
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Which elf is the best singer?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?