When do mice play every day?
When the cat's away.
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What's the most common blood type for insects?