What animal scores the most in basketball?
A dunk-ey.
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What kind of bird can write?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?