What do stars celebrate in December?
Winter solstice.
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What's the loudest Christmas song?