Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
At net-working events.
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do you call a short cow?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do bees chew?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?