What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid!
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do math teachers eat?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?