Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
They were too chicken.
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did electricity win the race?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?