Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
They're always spotted.
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What fairy loves to count?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?