Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
It's allergy season again?
Which subject has two parts?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?