What do golfers drink on the green?
Iced tee.
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
How do you get straight A's?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?