Which Count makes the best pie crust?
The Count of Monte Crisco.
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What did summer say to spring?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Where do milkshakes come from?