Why are basketball courts always wet?
Because the players dribble all over it!
What fish only swims at night?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why are grandkids so great?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Where does money love to go shopping?