Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
What animal likes to party the most?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
How do snowmen get information?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?