Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
They're still in puppy love.
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did the frog starve?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What happens when grass goes out of town?