What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?