Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Because they love a good scratcher!
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Surprise!!!!
Which dogs love to study science?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why was the math book sad?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?