Who is friends with everyone at school?
The principal.
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?