Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What birds make average students?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?