Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
They always want to get in the paint.
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
How did the tree get lost?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?