What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
What kind of water does an angel like?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
How do you send a message in the forest?