Why are billionaires such good parents?
Because they're never taxed.
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?