What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did the sardine call the submarine?
How do you wash a lamb?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?