Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Because they have a lot of scales.
Why was the cat so small?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What sport do horses love to play?
How are mountains able to see?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What's a goose's favorite book?