Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Because they have a lot of scales.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What nationality are most fish?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?