Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do insects learn at school?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?