Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
He wanted to rock and roll.
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
How do automobiles fly?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did the salad say to its dad?