What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Squint Eastwood.
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?