What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
An alpha-bat.
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Which subject has two parts?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What's the politest month?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?