Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
I'm not telling you. You might spread it!
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?