Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Because it is cultured.
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?