Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
It dug up all the bones!
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What did one firefly say to the other?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?