Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
He was trying to power it with flower power.
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?