What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
A goblin.
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What time of day was Adam created?