Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
His dad told him to trim the tree!
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the echo get detention?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?