What's a dog's favorite book?
A Tail of Two Cities.
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?