Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
He left an empty tombstone.
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?