Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Because it was too in-tents.
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?