Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Because it was too in-tents.
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What tea do footballers drink?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?