What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
When the Thunder Rolls.
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?